guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

lostatchelsea:

AM Series

Hey guys, check out my series featuring some of my favorite lyrics from the Arctic Monkey’s album AM. 

everysmiledeserves:

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

merker-the-twerker:

peanutbutterismypoison:

captainsnippet:

“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart

they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!

now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.

how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice

probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved

His face in the last shot.

adagioformaves:

8-Bit FRIENDS.

patheticsociopath:

moraniarty:

the tumblr video player

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that meat will taste quite good though if she’s gonna continue rubbing it with a slice of cheese

well it would but that is bread and she’s trying to cut it with a slice of wood

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

itsmacetown:

Goose gets it.

itsmacetown:

Goose gets it.